We're like a lot better than the average bears
Ambien. No doubt about it.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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