But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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