Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
