Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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