We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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