Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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