So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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