We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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