if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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