I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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