What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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