Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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