the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
is this the sara with the beer cane?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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