I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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