Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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