i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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