JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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