U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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