YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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