Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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