windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I need to sanitize my soul.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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