No, you can still breathe under the balls.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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