legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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