I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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