i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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