he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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