Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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