So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what if I'm pregnant?
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How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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