1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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