...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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