i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
