its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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