Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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