I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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