It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I just had sex on a roof
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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