great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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