doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Enjoy the penises
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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