How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Boobs speak an international language.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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