Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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