yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Randomize