I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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