her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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