And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Randomize
