i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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