I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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