And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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