I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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