Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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