I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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