Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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