what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
