Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
is that a dick in a sweater?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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