After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Just puked most of my soul out..
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