You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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