What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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