we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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