I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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