What a fucking waste of an outfit
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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