i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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