: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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